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Emma 18 Sweden

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queefdollaz:

me: *hands nurse a crusty blackberry* delete them unreleased bootypics from my shawty circa 2010 nobody gon see dese

nurse: uhhhh tf old man how u turn dis on???

me: jus dip da sim card in acid

nurse: sim card tf???!!!???!!!????

(via weeabooty98)

uhuhok:

why did i learn about photosynthesis b4 i learned about privilege and oppression

(via thewhoryspirit)