| Mom: | Can I see your tumblr? |
| Me: | WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito* |
i want to kiss your neck and cuddle and do cute stuff and then i want to fuck you against a shower wall 。◕‿◕。
(Source: analprolapsing, via emilyirisann)